Tom Brady Out For the Season:Chiefs Do Something Right

Tom Brady is out for the season. Reports are he has a torn ACL and they will make it official once he has a MRI. It happened in the first quarter against the Kansas City Chiefs as he was dropping back to pass. Kansas City safety Bernard Pollard whacked Brady on the knee, Brady went down clutching his knee and had to be helped off the field.

Finally the Chiefs have done something right! It's ok to perform terribly if you do something that helps out all the other teams in the league occasionally and this is a BIG help. Bernard, I am sending you some roses tomorrow. The evil Brady/Belichick empire has halfway been crumbled thanks to you! Viva la Chiefs!

Rashad Evans Shocks the World

Rashad Evans shocks the world with a second round knockout of Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell.

I have to admit that I did not buy this fight, nor go over to my buddy Jimmy's house to watch it because I thought it would be a dud. In the past few fights involving Evans, I have found myself dozing off. I really thought Liddell would go in and make very quick work of him and that would be that.

I nearly swallowed my toothbrush this morning while watching the highlights on ESPN. That punch was incredible and knocked Liddell right out. I guess that shows me that I know nothing and should just buy every UFC fight no matter what.

Couture Returns to the Octagon!

I thought I might have snoozed after work and was having a great dream that Randy Couture will return to the octagon to fight Brock Lesnar. After touching my chin and realizing no drool equals no sleep, I see on ESPN that my dream has come true! Randy is coming back November 15th to take on Brock Lesnar.

Randy has not fought since August of 2007 but I really think he can win against Brock Lesnar. I don't know if the Pay Per View is for sale yet but the minute it goes on sale, I am ordering it up. This will be a good one!

Almost Time for Some Football!!!!!

Yes, it is almost that time again. Glorious football season! I can hardly stand it. All my fantasy football drafts are now complete, I have ordered NFL Sunday Ticket along with Super Fan and I have bought stock in Pizza Inn. What more do you need????

I like to make predictions at the beginning of every season so after the season I can look back and see just how dumb I really am. Here we go:

The Pittsburgh Steelers will win the Superbowl. Ok, well I say that every year...can't blame me for trying.

The Kansas City Chiefs will suck once again this year and finally, Herm Edwards will be fired.

Darren McFadden will win Rookie of the Year.

The Dallas Cowboys will reach the playoffs again and lose AGAIN.

T. O. will blame Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson will blame Carrie Underwood.

Continuing with the Old Geezer Halftime Show this year, Neil Diamond and Barry Manilow will perform.

The Broncos will be just ok yet again and finally...finally Shanny will be gone from Denver.

Coach Mike Tomlin will contact me and say, " Hey, we need you. Please attend all our games as a sideline blogger." Coach, if you are listening my bags are packed!

In my second year, as the first female ever allowed to play in the ZEFF auction league, I will win the championship.

I will attend at least one Kansas City Chiefs game this season and then wonder why I bothered.

Division winners:

AFC East: Duh the Patriots. Why in the world would the NFL give the nearly perfect team the easiest schedule???

AFC North: Pittsburgh Steelers. Did you expect something different???

AFC South: Jacksonville Jaguars. That's right, I did not pick the Colts.

AFC West: San Diego Chargers.

NFC East: Dallas Cowboys.

NFC North: Minnesota Vikings.

NFC South: New Orleans Saints.

NFC West: Seattle Seahawks.

Well there you have. Enjoy the 2008 season and don't forget to get your popcorn ready!

Domenik Hixon: Superstar in the Making??

Domenik Hixon put on a show last night. The 2006 4th round draft pick of the Denver Broncos is showing why he deserves to be a starting wide receiver in the NFL.

Hixon was dropped by the Broncos in 2007 and picked up by the Giants just in time for their Super Bowl run. He mainly returned kicks for them and got them in some excellent field positions during the big game.

Last night, Hixon scored 3 TDs in the 1st quarter against the Cleveland Browns. One was a kick return and the other two were awesome catches made in the back of the end zone.

I got to meet Hixon a few years ago when he was a Bronco. So I feel like he is my discovery. HA! Go Hixon! Go!

UFC: Georges St Pierre Domination

I went over to my buddy Jimmy's house this past weekend to watch UFC 87. After downing a couple of yummy grilled out hotdogs it was time for some action!

I had not seen any of Brock Lesnar's previous fights but if this one was any indication of his skills, then watch out for this guy. He is a monster! He hit Heath Herring so hard that after falling on his butt the force flipped him backwards. That fight was so much fun to watch! Heath's face looked like it had been run over by a tire. Check out the photo!

Georges St. Pierre dominated Jon Fitch. There were so many times I thought Fitch was done but that crazy bastard would shake it off and keep coming at St. Pierre.

St. Pierre is so precise, like a surgeon. He doesn't waste any moves, does damage on almost every shot. I don't think he has any body fat at all. It makes me sick. That just isn't human!

I can't wait to watch Liddell fight next month. See if he can get his act together finally and whip up on Rashard Evans.

Brett Favre Traded to the NY Jets

Brett Favre has been traded to the NY Jets. All the details have not been released yet but rumors are he was traded for a single draft pick. The pick will depend on how well the Jets perform in 2008.

It makes me sad that this is how it was worked out. I almost wish he had just taken the money and stayed retired. If he comes back and plays terribly he will have to go out like that instead of leaving having taken a team that was not expected to do much all they way to the NFL Championship game.

This just makes the anticipation of the 2008 football season even worse. Hurry up September!

Does this mean Chad Pennington will be going to Tampa Bay????