Jeff Reed Has Bathroom Issues

What is wrong with Jeff Reed? Is this what happens to a kicker with 2 Super Bowl rings???

Jeff freaked out at a Sheetz convenience store because their bathroom had run out of paper towels. He has been cited with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.

This dude is a jerk. He broke their towel dispenser and cursed at an employee. No class at all. I wonder if his days with the Steelers are becoming numbered...

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone

I really hate this holiday. I think it is dumb. I hate getting flowers (big waste of money) and lingerie is really a gift that dude's get themselves right? I mean let's be honest. You can have dinner at an expensive restaurant, but why blow money on something you are just going to poop out later??

This year why not focus on showing that special loved one just how you feel about them. A little arsenic sprinkled in their Cheerios might do the trick.

You might think I am bitter about the holiday but I am not. I just think it is a waste of time and money. More importantly, I am not a person that believes in fairy tale love stories. I think that is a bunch of crap. I think if you can find someone, that you can halfway tolerate, that you have fun with at least 75% of the time then you are set. The most important things in a relationship are laughter and trust. If you have those two things you will last for a long long long time.

Enjoy the day lovebirds!

NCAA Football Turned Into Madden

Tbone and I could not hook up for some reason with the NCAA Football game. I was deeply disappointed. So we found a game that we both have and it was Madden 08. I am not a big fan of Madden. I have always and will always suck at it.

First play of the game I picked off Peyton Manning (Tbone chose to play as the Colts) and ran it back for a TD. I was stunned. Maybe I was actually good at this game and didn't know it??? Or maybe he is the worst Madden player ever. I quickly found out it was beginner's luck.

For the next 3 quarters he whipped the shit out of me. I think I might have completed 2 passes, one of which went for a long TD to Hines Ward (of course I played with the Steelers). Final score: Colts 42 Steelers 14. As I was exiting the game my internet died or something because I wanted to send a "good game jackass" message to him. Oh well, let him think I am a sore loser and maybe he will let me win next time. NOT!

Steroids Make Your Butt Big

Breaking news on ESPN says that the government has witnesses that say they have seen Barry Bonds use steroids.

I don't think they really need witnesses, the proof is in the size of his head and buttocks.

Another baseball player down the tubes.

The Battle Is Tonight

Tbone has challenged me to a game of online NCAA Football 09. Or maybe I challenged him. I can't really remember. But all I can say is he is going down. The final score will be posted here on my blog. I don't think he is going to like getting spanked by a girl but who knows???

*Um, look...don't tell Tbone but I have never played defense or any other position in this game other than QB. So I imagine he might be the victor tonight. I think I will go practice for awhile. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! DON'T TELL HIM!*

10 Things You Might Not Know About Me and Might Not Want to Know

Can you tell it is a slow sports night?????

1. I play the drums.

2. I won a trip for 2 to Vegas once in a football game picking contest.

3. My first concert was Air Supply. My mom made me go! Give me a break!

4. I played on my high school girls golf team, our number 1 player I might add.

5. I have a degree in Marketing that I have never really used. My family is so proud!

6. I was born breach. Explains even more about me than you ever wanted to know.

7. I am scared of dying.

8. Once I was told that I was a gambling addict (football games). I lost my bookie's number immediately.

9. I miss my grandfather very much. He was my best friend.

10. I feel like I was put on this earth to do something great. I just have not figured out what it is yet and it drives me crazy.

Baseball Has Almost Lost Me

When I was a kid growing up the only thing I wanted to do was play baseball. Yep, I was a tomboy...surprise surprise.

An evening of fun at my house was my dad taking me out in the backyard and throwing a hardball at my head as hard as he could and telling me," You will either learn to catch or get a bloody nose." I never missed. Well, except for once because it was getting dark and I could hardly see the ball. I caught one in the forehead which really explains why I am sometimes a little dense.

I played t-ball. My 1st year I was a pitcher which basically consisted of shagging ground balls and throwing people out at first. The next season I became shortstop. I loved baseball. It was what I wanted to do from the moment I woke up in the morning until I went to bed at night. I wanted to be the female version of George Brett. I just thought he was the greatest baseball player ever. He was my hero and a great one he was.

Once I got a little older it was made clear that I should be playing softball with all the girls but I thought softball was lame. I wanted no part of it. So that pretty much ended my baseball career. I still loved the game though.

After the past week in baseball, I am not sure how much longer I can love it. I am deeply disappointed with the liars and cheaters in baseball. This game is a thing of beauty and they are destroying it.

I don't know, maybe this is our fault...the fans. We spend our money on jerseys and tickets and MLB packages and we play fantasy baseball. Maybe we have created so much pressure on the players they feel they must cheat in order to keep us happy. Or maybe they just cheat because with being a great baseball player comes great rewards. A little padding of their pocketbook.

I don't have any answers for the problem but neither does Bud Selig and he is making $18 million a year. So Bud, I beg of you...if you don't know how to fix this, then hire someone who does. I desperately want my game back.