Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Stalking Dana White

I leave for Las Vegas on Thursday morning. Although, it is a business trip of sorts, I am trying to think of a way to go stalk Dana White.

I love the UFC. I would love to go over to the facility where they tape "The Ultimate Fighter". Maybe walk around on the inside of an octagon, jump rope, kick a few bags and then try to cut 5 lbs in the sauna. Maybe even let a fighter choke me out just to see what it feels like. I want the whole experience!

Then I would like to have a sit down with Dana White. I would beg him to sign Gina Carano and a few girls for her to demolish. Maybe even talk to him about having a few UFC events in Kansas City, Oklahoma City or St. Louis so I can actually attend one.

Oh what fun it would be! A dream day. A girl can dream can't she???


Grumpy said...

Get $100 down on the Steelers to win 2010 Super Bowl. We want a full report when you return. None of that "What happens in Vegas..." crap.

Chanin Bissinger said...

I might just stay in Vegas forever! lol I could so get used to gambling on a regular legal basis.