Dear Big Jerk Steinbrenner,
What a difference a year makes! I took a new job with the Dodgers after you offered me that lousy one year contract extension that was a pay cut and had terrible terms like making it to the American League Championship game. Not sure if you just weren't paying attention but the Yankees suck. You spent so much money and they just don't click.
Anyways, the team I took over has clinched their division and we will be heading to the playoffs. Where will your precious Yankees be????? Out on the golf course yet again...enjoying their long off season. Sadly, no playoffs for you.
I tried to tell you many times that money doesn't buy championships. Look at Tampa Bay, they have the 2nd lowest payroll in baseball. Too bad you never listened to me. Oh well, I don't have to deal with your bs anymore. I am playoff bound baby! LA is way cooler than NY. Forget about it!
Kiss my hairy ass,
Joe Torre
