God Bless Directv!

I thought Directv's NFL Sunday Ticket was the best thing ever invented until I also purchased Super Fan to go along with it. I can hardly wait for Sundays to roll around so I can watch all those games in HD.

Directv has also made me the most popular person at work ever. Every Friday the dudes line up at my desk and make promises of goodies in order for me to allow them to come over and watch. Best gift so far...a $50 gift card for gas. Boy did that come in handy! And all I had to do was let him watch the Colts/Jacksonville game. Of course it was almost too much to deal with when his Colts lost and he realized not only had he lost a $50 gift card but his team lost. It was a major downer.

This weekend Jimmy has asked to come over and since Jimmy has let me watch a million UFC fights at his house totally for free I told him a pizza would do the trick. This may sound very selfish of me but to be brutally honest I prefer having my toy all to myself. On a Sunday when the Steelers are not playing I love to watch "The Red Zone" channel. This is a channel in HD by the way, that goes from game to game to game when a team is in the red zone. Sometimes they even split the screens so you can watch two teams score at once! This is almost enough excitement for me to have a spontaneous orgasm. Seriously. But for folks that don't have this yet, they seem slow to accept it. Jimmy wants to watch the Tennessee vs Minnesota game today. Why I ask?????? Why watch just one lousy game when you can watch one channel that will flip you right over there when something exciting happens??? The only time I watch a full game is when the Steelers are playing or when it is the only game on tv.

People find it very sad that I don't leave my house after 12pm on Sundays. They find it disturbing. Listen, I spend $160/month on my satellite bill, make payments on a 65 inch HD tv and I have comfy chairs. Why would I ever leave??? If football was on 7 days a week, I just might have to quit my job.

God Bless Directv! If you ever needed anyone to do a commercial for you, I would do it for free! For real...I love it that much. For any of you out there thinking about purchasing it, feel free to ask me questions, I love making people as happy as I am.

Tyler Thigpen: Chiefs Starting QB or Pervert, You Make the Call

I tried to let this go, I really did. I saw it, went on to another website but found my mind wandering, wanting to look at it again. I would take another look and wonder, "what the hell??" So, I thought everyone else might like a peek at this one or maybe I have some issues I need to work out with my therapist.

This is Tyler Thigpen, the new KC Chiefs starting quarterback. I assume a picture from college but really...who knows?? It could have been taken at his house last night. I am sure after being named the starting quarterback for a NFL team he could be getting lots more action and not just from people with skin!

Mr. Thigpen, first I would have recommended stabbing the person that took this photo or at least destroying the camera. Secondly, I hope you have at least half as good a grip on the Chiefs playbook as you do this skeleton. Good luck on Sunday!

Image Source: http://deadspin.com/5051429/tyler-thigpen-will-guide-the-chiefs-to-victory-right-after-he-finishes-making-gentle-back-door-love-to-this-skeleton

Lights Out on the 2008 Season for Merriman

Chris Mortensen has reported that Shawne Merriman's season is over. The Chargers announced Shawne will be placed on injured reserve so he can have surgery on his knee.

You have to give the guy credit for at least trying to go out there and help his team. I cannot think of many players that would have even attempted it.

Almost Time for Some Football!!!!!

Yes, it is almost that time again. Glorious football season! I can hardly stand it. All my fantasy football drafts are now complete, I have ordered NFL Sunday Ticket along with Super Fan and I have bought stock in Pizza Inn. What more do you need????

I like to make predictions at the beginning of every season so after the season I can look back and see just how dumb I really am. Here we go:

The Pittsburgh Steelers will win the Superbowl. Ok, well I say that every year...can't blame me for trying.

The Kansas City Chiefs will suck once again this year and finally, Herm Edwards will be fired.

Darren McFadden will win Rookie of the Year.

The Dallas Cowboys will reach the playoffs again and lose AGAIN.

T. O. will blame Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson will blame Carrie Underwood.

Continuing with the Old Geezer Halftime Show this year, Neil Diamond and Barry Manilow will perform.

The Broncos will be just ok yet again and finally...finally Shanny will be gone from Denver.

Coach Mike Tomlin will contact me and say, " Hey, we need you. Please attend all our games as a sideline blogger." Coach, if you are listening my bags are packed!

In my second year, as the first female ever allowed to play in the ZEFF auction league, I will win the championship.

I will attend at least one Kansas City Chiefs game this season and then wonder why I bothered.

Division winners:

AFC East: Duh the Patriots. Why in the world would the NFL give the nearly perfect team the easiest schedule???

AFC North: Pittsburgh Steelers. Did you expect something different???

AFC South: Jacksonville Jaguars. That's right, I did not pick the Colts.

AFC West: San Diego Chargers.

NFC East: Dallas Cowboys.

NFC North: Minnesota Vikings.

NFC South: New Orleans Saints.

NFC West: Seattle Seahawks.

Well there you have. Enjoy the 2008 season and don't forget to get your popcorn ready!