Jessica Simpson: CD Review

Yes it is true, I have in my hot little hand a copy of Jessica's new country music cd "Do You Know." No, I did not buy it, I would not waste my money in such a way. I am friends with a country music dj that GAVE me a copy. Now, I speak horribly of Jessica all the time so I was not sure exactly why she gave it to me. Here is how the conversation went:

Me: "What's this?"

DJ: "A copy of Jessica Simpson's new cd. You are constantly talking about her so I thought you might like to hear it."

Me: "Um, well...hmmmm...I...actually I...uh...um thanks."

It was a very nice gesture and I did not want to make her mad by setting fire to it right away so I left it on my kitchen counter for about two weeks. Every morning while making breakfast, Jessica would beckon me..."CHANINNNNNNN listen to myyyyy newwww Cddddd. I am notttt as dumbbbb as you thinkkkk I ammm." Yea, right Jessica. This morning Jessica offered me a Tony Romo autographed football to listen to her cd (is this how she is getting it played on country radio???), so I took her up on it. I jotted down a few thoughts while listening which I will call a music review.

1. "Come On Over"-Damn it! I like this song. Why???????????

2. "Remember That"-First verse of lyric goes, "Remember how he told you you were stupid". Enough said.

3. "Pray Out Loud"- Dear God, this song is stupid...is it almost over???

4. "You're My Sunday"- I had heard she wrote this about Tony Romo. You poor whipped bastard.

5. "Sipping on History"- First verse goes, "I could have been your June Carter Cash." Gee, I wonder who she wrote this for. Tony, I would be pissed if I were you! She could have written it like this, "I could have been your Deanna Favre." Just saying.

6. "Still Beautiful"- I have no notes on this one, I think I must have fallen asleep.

7. "Still Don't Stop Me" -Um, looks like my nap may have continued through this song as well.

8. "When I Loved You Like That" -Ok, this is the 2nd decent song on the cd. It is killing me to admit that!!!

9. "Might As Well Be Making Love"- Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!

10. "Man Enough"- No one is man enough to deal with you Jess.

11. "Do You Know" with Dolly Parton- They actually sound decent together. To make matters worse, the song is actually ok.

If I were to give this cd a rating it would be a half of a bloody stump of a thumb. I thought about a full thumb up, but then chewed half of my own thumb off to prevent it. Enough said??

Yoko Romo Missing From Action

First, let me say, what a great game last night! Totally insane. Too bad the Eagles could not pull it off but no worries, they will whip up on Dallas in Philly.

Ok, so help me out here...did anyone see Jessica??? Usually they will show her throughout the broadcast but I never saw her once. Did I miss it during one of my many bathroom breaks (discovered drinking iced tea during a game is not the way to go)?? I KNOW she was there because Romo fumbled in the end zone and the Eagles got a touchdown out of it. Sounds like the curse of Jessica to me...

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"Yoko Romo" At It Again

Jessica Simpson has now started trash talking. You would think she might learn after everything that happened last season but obviously not.

During a performance on "Good Morning America" she shouted out to the crowd, "Go Cowboys!" and "We're gonna kick your butts too!"

I seriously hope the curse will continue and the Cowboys lose. I say this not because I strongly dislike the Cowboys and wish them to lose every Sunday, but because I cannot stand seeing her there in the luxury box. It makes me physically ill. The sad part is, I really like Tony Romo. He seems like a great guy, someone that would be cool to hang out with. But nothing would thrill me more right now than to have T.O. on her case and trying to get her to stay home when they have games.

I cannot wait for Monday night. I am going out tomorrow to buy an Eagles hat. I will be the biggest Eagles fan ever for just one night!