Sunday, August 30, 2009
I cannot wait to see the reception Jay Cutler gets tonight when he returns to Invesco Field. At one time I was the biggest Cutler fan ever, but now he is annoying me just like Brett Favre. I have to admit it might be fun to watch him get sacked a few times tonight.
I got Photo Shop today. Created this little photo for all the Broncos fans out there. Have fun watching him suffer tonight!
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Looks like Favre is coming back to play for the Vikings. I knew he would be back I just did not think it would be with the Vikings, thought all of that was over.
So I have to say I feel sorry for Vikings fans today. To accept a player on your team that I am sure you have hated for so many years must be tough. I hate the Dallas Cowboys more than anything and if the Steelers would have ever signed Roger Staubach or Troy Aikman I would have stabbed myself. So I can feel your pain.
Let's just hope for your sake he doesn't end up with a 50 interception season.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
This is baby Chanin. From what I was told my parents showed me a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader outfit and I puked up my baby food all over that. Upon seeing the Steelers outfit I smiled for a week straight and stopped having massive diarrhea.
This is my dog, TB (Terry Bradshaw...duh!). I have her trained on command to piss on anything with the Cowboys logo on it.
This is my ride. I know you are jealous...don't be a hater.
This is my house. I just don't think you are a real Steelers fan unless your front steps are painted black and gold baby! Let's take a look inside...
This is my living room. Some say I might have overdone it a bit with the yellow paint on the walls but it was either yellow or black and I think the yellow brightens the room and accents all my wonderful collectibles.
This is my bedroom. I really wanted to paint the walls yellow in here but the landlord finally caught on and told me if I put one more stroke of yellow paint on his house he would shove the paintbrush up my ass sideways. He must be a Cowboys fan. Uptight bastard.
This is Javon, my brother from another mother (very very long story). He is a truck driver and has his truck decked out. Jerry likes to tell me Javon likes boys because he brings one home with him after every run but I don't believe that for a second. Javon told me they are interior decorators from all over the country and they give him ideas on how to decorate his house. Jerry is so stupid sometimes.
This is my cousin Wanda. She likes Ben Roethlisberger and Oreos. Lots of Oreos...
Last but not least...this is my mom. She said when she dies I will inherit her "Terrible Bra". Is it bad that I cannot wait??? Damn I want that bra! She says if I continue to piss her off she will write me out of her will so I have started seriously kissing her ass. Last week I polished her bowling ball and shoes, then dropped off a case of her favorite cocktail...Jack Daniels. That should keep me in the will for at least another month or two.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
One of my sources e-mailed me a copy of a letter that Joe Flacco sent to Derrick Mason. I thought I would share this with you...it totally explains why Derrick Mason unretired and came into Ravens camp this afternoon.
How you doing??? Playing lots of golf and enjoying your retirement I hope.
There is a very good reason I am writing you today. I have no one left to throw the ball to. Oh yea, I know Todd Heap and Mark Clayton but really??? Come on. Heap is out for weeks if he stubs his toe and Clayton drops everything I throw his way. That bastard Drew Bennett retired last week so I am seriously running out of options quickly. So I am writing to you with hopes of you unretiring and joining the team again. Brett Favre and MJ did it, why can't you?
I think we stand a real chance this year of going to the Superbowl and let me tell you why...Roethlisberger is all distracted by his TV repair woman problems and when he is distracted he plays like hell. This is our only chance to ever get past them! They beat us 3 times last year but I think this just might be our year my friend.
Now look, I don't want to get pushy or anything but let me just throw this out there. If you don't come back and come back quickly, I will be forced to release the sex video of me and your Mom. It might be a little embarrassing for me but mainly for you because I am sure you have heard by now...once you go Flacco you don't go backo. Holla!