Tuesday, March 31, 2009
I am a huge fan of Jay Cutler's. I fell in love with him while watching him perform in the combine. His shaggy hair, his quiet confidence and well, that damn arm of his. He could whip the ball around the field like it was a baseball.
So it really pains me to see the situation in Denver. Although I am a huge Steelers fan, the only other football jersey I own is Jay Cutler's Denver jersey. Yes, he might be acting a bit like a baby. I am not totally blinded by my love for him. But I guess his antics have gone too far for too long and Pat Bowlen has said they will start entertaining offers for a trade.
The two teams that I think will make a play for him are Detroit and the NY Jets. Detroit is an NFL wasteland and I don't feel Jay could handle playing in NY. I just hope he will come to his senses and realize Denver is not such a bad place. Suck it up, go in and say you are sorry and get to work. Lord knows I cannot afford to buy another damn Cutler jersey in this economy!
I leave for Las Vegas on Thursday morning. Although, it is a business trip of sorts, I am trying to think of a way to go stalk Dana White.
I love the UFC. I would love to go over to the facility where they tape "The Ultimate Fighter". Maybe walk around on the inside of an octagon, jump rope, kick a few bags and then try to cut 5 lbs in the sauna. Maybe even let a fighter choke me out just to see what it feels like. I want the whole experience!
Then I would like to have a sit down with Dana White. I would beg him to sign Gina Carano and a few girls for her to demolish. Maybe even talk to him about having a few UFC events in Kansas City, Oklahoma City or St. Louis so I can actually attend one.
Oh what fun it would be! A dream day. A girl can dream can't she???
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
The NFL owners will vote on on an extension to the NFL season soon. The options are 3 pre-season games and 17 regular season games or 2 pre-season games and 18 regular season games.
I have been swishing this around in my head for a couple of days now and it is a real tough call. I know you add them up and they both equal 20 games but the real issue is how many games can an NFL player tolerate? The pre-season games mean nothing. Most of the really good players won't play at all or play a half or so. So my head feels like the 3 pre-season game option would be best. The players have the option like always of playing in the pre-season games and it gives them the shortest regular season schedule. But then my heart has to get involved...
I am a very greedy NFL consumer. I hate pre-season because the players don't play. I hate pre-season because someone always gets hurt and is out for the reason for absolutely no good reason. If the players get injured during the regular season, at least it counted for something.
From September through January, my butt does not move out of my leather reclining wingback chair for nothing on Sundays. Will I develop hemmorhoids??? Can I physically take lounging around for that long? Will I go broke due to my enormous Domino's bill??? I say who cares! Bring me the full blown 18 game season! I will get ready for it! I will start training immediately! God Bless the NFL!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Please take a moment, go see Crazy Canton Cuts and sign the petition. Thanks!
Source: USA Today
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Hey they threw in a few new drivers...here is the lineup for Sunday's race:
GOODY'S Fast Relief 500, Martinsville Speedway
Time (ET) 1:30pm
Mark Martin #5
Jeff Burton #31
Dale Earnhardt Jr. #88
Carl Edwards #99
Monday, March 23, 2009
Curt Schilling is retiring from baseball today after 23 years in the game.
Goodbye Curt! Thanks for the memories and especially that bloody sock.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Here are the available drivers for Hot Pass on Directv for this weekend's race.
Kasey Kahne- Channel 795
Denny Hamlin- Channel 796
Kevin Harvick- Channel 797
Dale Jr- Channel 798
I think they have had Kasey and Dale every single week. What is up with that???
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
I love this shit! Why did I not jump on the Roidwagon long ago????? My face has almost returned from the purple alien with baseballs in her cheeks look I had this morning. The itching is not near as bad and I have picked up and moved my living room furniture around 20 times during American Idol (why doesn't everyone vote the blind guy off???? It is driving me nuts!). I can't wait to take the next 3 pills in the morning. I will probably be on our work parking lot dragging cars around with my pinkie finger!
Looks like A-roid is having an affair with his favorite person, himself.
A-Rod does an interview for Details magazine and they took this lovely photo of him. Yea, looks like he is on the roids, those guns are unreal.
I can't wait for this to come out. I may just have to buy it to throw things at the photo.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Lane Kiffin has recruited some talent for my Tennessee Vols. He has scored Bryce Brown, the #2 running back prospect this year.
Brown, played in Wichita, Kansas at East High. Last year's numbers?
1807 yards and 29 touchdowns. Oh yea baby!
Finally that little turd Kiffin does something right.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
According to ESPN, Joey Galloway has signed a one year deal with the New England Patriots.
He has a better chance of getting more playing time for the Patriots than he would have with the Steelers but still, I really had hoped the Steelers could have landed him.
Well when I wasn’t re-filling the water bottles and folding the towels…no no..actually I was always on the first line with my good buddy, he should have been my brother because we started playing hockey together at such a young age. But I was a center, winger, and defense. I was too big of a pussy to stand in front of a 90 mile an hour slap shot so I never went between the pipes. But I always played goalie in road hockey, less running the better for this fat boy.
Being that I was born in Toronto Canada which is the hockey MECCA of the world. Any time a woman gives birth they give you a pair of ice skates as you leave the hospital, so I was skating right when I exited the womb. I actually started skating when I was two. They were these pimpin’ Velcro to my shoe double bladed skates that my dad rented for me at the famous Port Credit Hockey Arena back in 79’. I started playing officially when I was 4.
Sadly no, I didn’t, I was visually challenged as a teen, I was completely awkward around girls, I couldn’t even talk to them, but thank god my braces came off and I FINALLY grew at 15-16 than I started scoring babes left and right. It was the best 10-15 seconds of their LIVES. I know they saw god because they said oh my god that’s it???? I was like damn right baby, but if you want to ride the wild JIMBO he has lots of reserves in the tank. My best year for scoring non-skanky chicks was when I was 17 playing high school in the states and I was a super stud player by then and I was being recruited by Notre Dame, Michigan, Mich-State, etc…I was scoring tons of chicks. Two to three different girls a night sometimes. There were always after game parties at my buddies’ house. His name was Jared, and he only let the best looking, dumb blonde broads in and they all wanted a crack at Jimbo ahhhhhh yah!!! Jared’s parents room, garage, bathroom, little bro’s room were targets of many fun filled nights.
It would have to be two. I scored the game winner in OT to win the championship in 95 and scored the winning goal in regulation to win a hockey tourney in Meaford, ON in 94. I got so laid after those games. I still have the bruises and bite marks to prove it.
It would be different most years just because I was always switching teams upping the competition because I was a good player but I would always try for 14, 7, 4 (after the greatest player ever not named Gretzky Bobby Orr) and 17 after the greatest Toronto Maple Leaf player ever Wendell Clark!!!
I was such a short shit it sucked getting the piss beat out of me every night. I used to fight all the time so my teammates didn’t think I was a pussy and I used to get the crap beat out of me but once I FINALLY grew I was finally able to give out some of the beatings I took. Also it was taking the injections just to play, getting your teeth knocked out. One game a puck was tipped in front of the net and knocked my bottom teeth out and I finished the game with some numbing gel over the nerve and teeth fragments left in my mouth.
Everyone of them except Sidney Crosby and Ovechkin. But give me 3 months to get in shape and I will be taking them down as well. Holla at yo boy.
Do you still have a 6 pack and if yes, can I see it???
I did at one time and I still have the pics to prove it, but nowadays my six pack better resembles a six pack of Bud.
Oh GOD!!! I am a total horn dog. I would take Gina Carano, Alyssa Milano, Brittany Snow, Vanessa Minnillo, Megan Fox, Julianne Hough, Carrie Underwood, and Kellie Pickler.
Favorite song to get you pumped for a game?
Thunderstruck by AC/DC, Grace too by The Tragically Hip or anything by Metallica.
Join me next week to learn what happened to this young man's hockey career.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Breaking news on ESPN...Torry Holt has been released from the St. Louis Rams.
It will be pretty interesting to see where he goes. For some reason the Eagles popped into my head right away.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
In all the drama last week with the missing boat and football players I noticed when Rebekah Cooper was being interviewed it almost looked like she was smiling. I was thinking to myself she is getting an insurance policy and knows all about it.
Seems my hunch was correct. She is now trying to get a death certificate only a week after her husband's death. Once she has that death certificate she can start working on getting her money. Nice, real nice. Another money grub in the world.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Looks like the Steelers are interested in signing Joey Galloway to a one year deal.
I am excited about this, the dude can still fly down the field and he usually catches the ball unlike Limas Sweed.
Galloway is also talking to the Patriots. Let's hope he comes to his senses and blows them off.
Monday, March 9, 2009
I doubt you will see T.O. working out in his driveway like this in Buffalo...entirely too cold and the snow will be so deep we would not be able to see him doing his crunches except for the shifting of the snow.
A one year, $6.5 million dollar deal to play in Buffalo. To see him on one side and Lee Evans on the other is pretty exciting but I have a feeling he will destroy Trent Edwards.
I just can't wait for the season to start!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Laveranues Coles has signed a 4 year, $28 million dollar deal with the Bengals. Poor bastard.
Ray Lewis has come to an agreement in principle to re-sign with the Ravens on a 3 year deal worth around $7 million per year.
The Arizona Cardinals finally came to their senses and re-signed Kurt Warner to a 2 year, $23 million dollar deal. $19 million of which is guaranteed. Good for Kurt!
The Denver Broncos continue signing running backs by grabbing up Lamont Jordan for 2 years and $2.5 million dollars.
The Detroit Lions grabbed Phillip Buchanon for a 2 year, $8.5 million dollar contract.
Everybody is getting paid but me, what is the deal????
This is just classic Ditka. I sent him this 8x10 of him flipping off the camera man and look what he wrote, "Your #1". Maybe he meant, "you're" and it is scribbled and I cannot tell. Either way this is funny shit. I did ask Mike to personalize it with my name but I guess he didn't have the time.
This is probably by far the funniest I have gotten back so far. It only took 32 days to get it back which is not too bad at all.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
It seems Ben was celebrating his birthday in Vegas with some Steeler buddies last weekend and this chick tried to tackle him. I guess Ray Lewis is the least of Ben's problems.
Hey bitch! Get off my man! He is officially only 10 years younger than me now and I think that is somewhat acceptable in certain countries and I am willing to buy our plane tickets to go there.
Monday, March 2, 2009
How amazing is this??? Now hopefully the police and Coast Guard will have a better idea of what happened to everyone involved.