I love this shit! Why did I not jump on the Roidwagon long ago????? My face has almost returned from the purple alien with baseballs in her cheeks look I had this morning. The itching is not near as bad and I have picked up and moved my living room furniture around 20 times during American Idol (why doesn't everyone vote the blind guy off???? It is driving me nuts!). I can't wait to take the next 3 pills in the morning. I will probably be on our work parking lot dragging cars around with my pinkie finger!
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Steroids Are My Friend
Ok, look...I can hardly type my fingers are so damn swollen. Last Saturday I came down with the "Funga Munga" also known as upper respiratory infection. They gave me a Z pack of anti-biotics and sent me home.
Last night I developed this wild itching sensation on my thighs. From there it spread to my arms, hands, face, neck, feet and pretty much every where else you can imagine. Uh huh. I was scratching my butt today and I did not give a damn who saw me.
After a night of barely sleeping, I called the doctor and he got me in today. After talking things over he has decided I am severely allergic to the Z pack and he shot me in the hip with steroids! Then he also gave me a 9 day supply to take in pill form.
"I am strong!
I am invincible!"
I am Roid Woman!