USA Today is reporting that ESPN has hired Matt Millen as an NFL and college analyst.
How does this idiot keep getting jobs??? Seriously?? He should be working the drive thru at Dairy Queen. No, wait, that is an insult to Dairy Queen drive thru workers.
I just don't understand how a man can ruin a team for many years and get hired as an analyst. What the hell does he know? I bet I could have made then have at least one winning season in all those years. If he were drafting this year, you know Crabtree would go #1 to Detroit. Without a doubt.