Friday, June 5, 2009

Jessica Simpson Is More Retarded Than I Thought

My very favorite person has been in the news again today.

Jessica Simpson bought boyfriend Tony Romo a $100,000 speed boat for this birthday. I cannot find much info on the boat itself other than it is 25 feet long and was custom made. Ok, so if my math is right that is $4000 per foot!

It is obvious poor Jess is trying to buy his love, trying to convince him to marry her stupid ass. Tony, do not fall for it! You can do sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better, those dimples would at least get you one more crack at Carrie Underwood. Or have her buy you something you need much more...a playoff win.


Anonymous said...

Sorry, Carrie is in love!!!

Chanin Bissinger said...

Carrie just thinks she is in love! How can she LOVE a hockey player?????

Evan "McSpazz" Edwards said...

Tony is in love too. His name is Jason Witten. Just ask TO, he thinks all QB'S are Johnny Dazzles.

That's why jessica is trying so hard for Tony. It's har to pull away a man from something he really loves.

Grumpy said...

Maybe she could buy him some guts to use in crunch time.