Friday, June 5, 2009
Jessica Simpson Is More Retarded Than I Thought
My very favorite person has been in the news again today.
Jessica Simpson bought boyfriend Tony Romo a $100,000 speed boat for this birthday. I cannot find much info on the boat itself other than it is 25 feet long and was custom made. Ok, so if my math is right that is $4000 per foot!
It is obvious poor Jess is trying to buy his love, trying to convince him to marry her stupid ass. Tony, do not fall for it! You can do sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better, those dimples would at least get you one more crack at Carrie Underwood. Or have her buy you something you need much more...a playoff win.