Tuesday, February 24, 2009

$25,000 G for an Empty G Bottle



Got an extra $25,000 laying around??? You could own an empty Gatorade bottle that Tiger Woods has placed his hot lips on.

The bottle is for sale on Ebay and could be yours if you are willing to pay the price. The bottle was supposedly used during the 2007 PGA Championship. The auction description reads, "Was this drink enough to sustain him before he teed off? Did it provide the necessary ingredients to allow him to focus and the power needed for this hole?"

I don't know about all that but what about swabbing his DNA off there and somehow injecting it into my buttocks so I become a super human golfer. That has to be worth close to $25,000 right???

*source: USA Today

5 comments:

JayPwn said...

If the drink itself didn't sustain him, then the endorsement money sure as hell will! I'm glad golf will be relevant again now that he's coming back though! www.sundayhop.com

Unknown said...

Yes it is good to have him back. Thanks Jay!

Grumpy said...

So Tiger drops the bottle in a garbage can and some jerk pounces on it and now tries to profit. Sad.

Nachos Grande said...

I guess it's better than buying Luis Gonzalez's spring training gum from a few years back...

Unknown said...

Ah, I remember the gum! If the gum sold, the empty bottle will for sure! lol
I know Grumpy...people will do anything for money these days.