From C-Rod to A-Roid

Dear Alex,
Remember this photo??? Yea, I am hot. And you? You are a lying sack of shit and the American public just got a dose of it. I am so glad they finally got to see your true colors. Now maybe everyone will believe that you really were putting your dipstick in Madonna's oily hot pocket. I hope you caught something other than Kabbalah fever.

I cannot begin to tell you how thrilled I am that I got out before the shit hit the fan. I don't have to listen to your sniveling, "Oh poor me, I am only the highest paid baseball player in the league, people put too much pressure on me..." You need to grow a pair. What kind of role model are you for our daughter???

I have moved on. I am so over you. That's right, I know it hurts. But you did this to yourself. If you had not run off with the "Material Girl"we would still be together. But sadly, now I must go mount Derek Jeter.

Your ex-wife,
Cynthia (formerly Rodriguez, soon to be Jeter)