Monday, July 13, 2009

Romo Dumps Simpson...Hallelujah!

Obviously Tony Romo reads my blog. On June 5th, I wrote about dummy Jessica trying to buy herself a marriage to Tony Romo by purchasing him a $100,000 speed boat for his birthday. How does Tony return the favor? He dumps Jessica the night before her birthday! Tony must have read my blog, realized that I was completely right and those dimples can get himself a much better babe.

This is the greatest day ever! I have really wanted to like Tony Romo (even though he plays for the despised Cowboys) and now I LOVE him! To dump a chick the day before her birthday is classic! Especially when that chick is Jessica Simpson. Bravo Tony! Now you can focus on football and move on with your life after "Yoko Romo". You aren't such a whipped bitch after all!


Grumpy said...

Ethical question? Do you keep the boat?

Chanin Bissinger said...

If it keeps her the hell away from me forever, hell yes! lol