Future Billiard Champion

This just blows my mind. This kid is not even two years old yet.

I called my mom and asked her if I had any great talents as a 23 month old child and she told me farting in the tub and sticking my hand in my diaper and rubbing poop on the walls. It explains so much about me. Maybe I shouldn't have asked...

Mail Time!

Here are my exact words when I opened this one up..."Holy shit!" James Harrison ladies and gentlemen...back in the mail. It was not personalized like I had requested but I am gonna let that slide.

I waited 143 days for this one to come back so of course I had given up on it. I actually thought it might be the photo I had sent off to Limas Sweed a few weeks ago. This is so much better!

Jimmy's Frisky Freaky Friday

Ok, after last week's debacle, Jimmy has picked this lovely lady as his Freaky Friday pick. He has just been able to get out of bed from the depression he suffered over your comments on last week's pick. He dug deep for this one and hopes for your approval.

Here for your viewing pleasure...Holly Huddleston. She got famous by being on "Sunset Tan" and being Ryan Seacrest's fake girlfriend (if you have not figured out by now Ryan is gay, then I am sorry to burst your bubble). And Grumpy, before you say a word dude, they are fake.

Letter to George Karl

Dearest George,
It is about damn time you pulled my best boy Linas Kleiza off the bench and used him. The dude can hit 3 pointers all day long with his eyes closed. I don't know why you haven't put him in more before now but I swear to God if I don't see him more often I will come to Denver and give you a wedgie right out on the court in front of everyone!

Now, let's talk about something very serious for a moment. I love Linas and not just for his basketball skills. He is one hot man. So I need you to hook it up ok??? Just need a little one on one time with him if you catch my drift. I needs me some of that real bad George.

Ok, so give him my number, whatever...get his ass off the bench and we will be all good. Now get back to work and figure out how to shut down Kobe. The Nuggets have to win a Championship!

Kornheiser Out Gruden In

Tony Kornheiser has announced he will no longer call Monday Night Football games. He cited that he fears flying as his reason to stop.

His replacement has already been named and it is none other than Jon Gruden. He will join Mike Tirico and Ron Jaworski in the booth starting August 13th for a pre-season game between the Steelers and Arizona Cardinals.

This should be interesting to say the least.

Jimmy's Freaky Frisky Friday...Amy Smart

Amy is known for totally kicking Corey Haim’s lame mullet ass in Crank 2 or looking totally hot naked while engaging in some life saving one on one action with Jason Statham. I had even considered putting a few Jason Statham photos on here too because well that is one hot man. But this is Jimmy's section of the blog so I will just leave it to chicks only. Gentlemen...Jimmy's Freaky Frisky Friday pick...Amy Smart.

Mail Time!

How sweet is this???? From Coach Mike Tomlin himself and personalized to me. Yep, I might have done a little dance out in the street when I saw this envelope.

I got this back in record time, only 12 days! This will go in a frame and be up on the wall tomorrow. God Bless Mike Tomlin!