Santonio Holmes Bulks Up

I love this picture, it just makes me grin from ear to ear. What a catch, what a season!

It seems being Superbowl MVP is not enough for Santonio, he has bulked up this off-season. According to USA Today, Santonio has added 10 pounds of muscle. "I look at it as if I have to be a complete receiver," explained Holmes.

With Hines Ward being re-signed, this receiving core should be awesome yet again this year. Well, if Limas Sweed can actually learn how to catch a ball.

Being Sick Sucks

I will be making my third trip to the doctor in two weeks this morning. First I was told I had a sinus infection, 2nd trip...bronchitis that was almost pneumonia, today who know's??? I still feel like hell and just want to get better so I can get back to writing my blog!

Miss you all and hope to be back soon...gotta go hack up my left lung now. Peace out!

Cyborg Chokes Reporter

I saw this on Yahoo sports this afternoon and I think I might have left a little potty deposit in my chair from laughing so hard. I used to think I might want to be choked out just to see what it felt like but after watching this I have no such desire. Cris Cyborg scares me...seriously. I am not even sure she is really a woman. Gina Carano had better be training like crazy for this one. This women's MMA fight will be one of the best fights all year. This fight takes place August 15th and personally, I cannot wait to see it.

The Lakers Win Another Championship

Kobe Bryant and the Lakers have won another championship. Kobe of course thinks he is awesome because he won it without Shaq. Big damn deal. I hate Kobe, I hate the Lakers and everyone knows the Nuggets should have beat them. Damn Nuggets!

Guess I can always dream about next basketball season...

Jimmy's Frisky Freaky Friday

After taking last week off for Frisky Fifty week, Jimmy has come up with a real winner for us. This is Jill Wagner. She is co-host of that super retarded show on ABC called "Wipeout". She is obviously the highlight of the show. Jill not only is hot, she is smart too. Jill graduated from NC State University with a degree in Management and graduated with honors. Jimmy says, "She can manage me anytime!"

For your viewing pleasure...Jill Wagner.

Taking a Few Days Off...

I am going to be taking a few days off from work and blogging unless something so incredible happens that I find my way to a computer to post a quick blog.

I will miss you all terribly. Gotta go live large now...Peace out!

Jessica Simpson Is More Retarded Than I Thought

My very favorite person has been in the news again today.

Jessica Simpson bought boyfriend Tony Romo a $100,000 speed boat for this birthday. I cannot find much info on the boat itself other than it is 25 feet long and was custom made. Ok, so if my math is right that is $4000 per foot!

It is obvious poor Jess is trying to buy his love, trying to convince him to marry her stupid ass. Tony, do not fall for it! You can do sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better, those dimples would at least get you one more crack at Carrie Underwood. Or have her buy you something you need much more...a playoff win.

Frisky Fifty Friday...for Grumpy

After much deliberation, Sela Ward has finally been chosen as our Frisky Fifty Friday poster girl.

Sela is a glorious 52 years young, married and has pooped out 2 children. Her big claim to fame was being on a t.v. show called "Sisters" and playing the super smoking hot mom in "The Day After Tomorrow", can you say MILF????

So Grumpy, this one is for you buddy! Enjoy!

Is It Almost Football Season????

I was going to put up a picture of Ben Roethlisberger but thought you guys would want to see a cheerleader instead. Not sure what kind of cheerleading outfit this is, it looks similar to something I wear when I clean house but that is another story for another day.

With the Nuggets losing to that devil Kobe last week, I have been in a depression. There is no point in watching the NBA Championship series because the evil empire will win. I can't take it.

The Cubs are sucking as usual. There is not even any arena football on this summer. What I wouldn't give for a little NFL football right now...for the Sundays glued to my recliner slurping down Coke after Coke then shoveling in a few slices of Dominos pizza. Those were the days!

So in the meantime...I may write about a few things not so much about sports since I am in a sports depression. Hopefully the depression won't last long.