Cyborg Is A Dude

Just look at this photo taken at the ESPY awards. Look how much bigger this chick is than Gina Carano. Look how manly she looks in a dress. Where does she buy her shoes/boots???

The August 15th fight is fast approaching and I am very frightened for Gina. I am going to root like hell that she can pull this off but seeing things like this makes me have my doubts. I really think she should be tested before being allowed into the octagon.

Gina I love you but I hope you won't have to have plastic surgery to put your face back together after this one!

Jimmy's Freaky Frisky Friday

This is Dayona Mendoza. She was Miss Universe 2008. She is smoking hot. That is all you need to know. Enjoy!

Heath Miller Signs With The Steelers

Heath Miller has re-signed with the Pittsburgh Steelers. A 6 year contract worth a reported $35 million.

That is pretty good money for a tight end but I think he is worth every penny. He is probably the best blocking tight end in the league and he always seems to make a clutch catch just when the team needs it. Plus he signed some cards I sent him in the mail so he is A-OK in my book.

I am getting the feeling this team just might repeat! Wooooooo hoooooooo!

Reggie Bush Is Single Again

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian have broken up according to many sources this morning.

Good news ladies! This hot man is now available! Or for the guys...Kim Kardashian...but I really don't understand the fascination with her. I mean how did she become famous??? Because of her large ass??? At least Reggie has skills!

So until football season starts, I will admire this lovely photo of Reggie and his sweet abs. Don't be sad Reggie, you and Romo can go out hunting the ladies very soon.

Major TV Night Tonight

Tonight will be my first real test. Monday night is my big time tv night. Generally, I get home at 5:30pm and do not budge out of my chair until around 11pm.

I have recently become addicted to "The T.O. Show" on VH1. I love T.O. after watching the 1st episode last week. But sadly, I will have to miss him tonight.

I also watch "Obsessed" on Monday nights. This show follows around people with OCD issues. I think my main reason for watching is it just makes me feel a little less crazy for an hour.

But my main show on Monday nights..."My Life On The D List". I adore Kathy Griffin. I know most people find her very annoying and rude. But I love her. I think her mom Maggie is super cool and missing the episode tonight where she campaigns for gay rights is absolutely killing me.

I think it is high time I find a hobby or something...this is just sad.

Experiment: One Week Without Television

I have made it almost the entire weekend without watching television. I honestly thought this would be much more difficult than it has been so far. I think the weekdays will be more difficult just because my routine during the week seems to be get off work, get something to eat and plant myself in front of the TV until time for bed.

Here are a few posts I made on Facebook over the weekend without TV:

Friday:
"I suppose this is when it gets hard. I am home now...tv screens are blank. What do I do now???"

"The evil Tivo recording light is taunting me. I walked through the living room and it was screaming out to me..."I am recording something you are not ever going to get to watch. Loser girl!" If I didn't love my Tivo so much I might kick it out of my house."

Saturday:
"So far so good...been busy...have not missed tv that much at all. Been a very productive day...maybe I should give up tv for good."

"Day 2 without tv: grocery shopping, furniture shopping, trip to library, mineral museum, trip to Kellogg lake and then for a drive. Holy crap! Seems I actually get out of the house when I don't watch tv."

Sunday:
"When you don't get out of bed until almost noon that really helps not missing tv. Yet another productive day not counting sleeping most of it away."

Jimmy's Frisky Freaky Friday Pick

Jimmy took a week off last week, he was busy laying by the pool getting some sun on his man boobies. He is back this week and boy has he picked a doozie.

This my friends is Heather Vandeven. Her claim to fame is being the "Penthouse Pet of the Year 2007". I went to her website to find out more information about her and saw that she writes a blog. Amazing! A hot woman that writes a blog. Well, until I clicked on her blog and saw that the last time she wrote anything was 11/8/08. I hope none of her fans are out there holding their breath waiting for her next blog post. Oh well, we will just enjoy the pictures for now.

Heather Vandeven...your Frisky Freaky Friday pick.

One Week Without TV Update

Well it has been determined that we must delete all the programming that we miss all week from our Tivo's or that would be considered cheating. This is going to be so hard.

Cindy is having a difficult time already.
I informed her this morning that her Tivo'd programs must be deleted and I am pretty certain she just might stab me before this is all over. She would like to relay this message to Grumpy regarding the Tivo rule..."if he keeps having you change the rules his name will go on my poop list that remains on my fridge at all times... once your name goes on it never comes off, however your name can be on there multiple times." Uh oh Grumpy!

So let's get the rules straight and get ready for Friday.
1. You cannot watch a Tivo'd program that was recorded during the duration of the contest.
2. Playing video games and watching dvds are not allowed. TV is not to be turned on at all.
3. No watching tv programs online.

Think that covers it. Also for following me on Facebook as we make comments about our struggles you will have to search for me by an email address onedrum@hotmail.com. You should find me on Facebook that way. Please pray for us...Friday is coming up on us quickly...

Experiment: One Week Without Television

Occasionally I like to test myself. Do something that makes me a little uncomfortable...see what I am made of.

I will be the first to admit I am addicted to television. If I were to take the time to list every show I watch religiously, well you would be terribly frightened. So I had the thought what would I do if I wasn't watching tv so much? Cleaning? Reading? Writing? Knitting? The possibilities are endless. I might actually go spend time with my family or something.

So I have enlisted my tv watching buddy Cindy to join me in this challenge. We watch "Hung" and "True Blood" together every week at my house. Someone has to suffer with me and since I cannot watch "True Blood" this week, well then neither should she.

We will start this experiment on Friday, July 24th and we will not be allowed to watch tv at all until Friday, July 31st. I think for me the hardest part of this will be ESPN. I sleep with ESPN News on. I guess I will have to rely on all my sports news from the internet for a week. God help me!

I will be blogging updates both here and on Facebook so check it out...find me on Facebook under Blogbuster Sp.

Chiefs Sign Cassel To Mega-Millions

Matt Cassel must feel like he has just won the lottery. According to John Clayton, at ESPN.com, the Chiefs have signed Cassel to a 6 year, $63 million dollar deal, with $28 million of it guaranteed.

Personally, I think this is a bit much for a QB that had one good season but hey, it is the Chiefs and they do stupid things just for fun. I can't wait to see how this plays out...

Romo Dumps Simpson...Hallelujah!

Obviously Tony Romo reads my blog. On June 5th, I wrote about dummy Jessica trying to buy herself a marriage to Tony Romo by purchasing him a $100,000 speed boat for his birthday. How does Tony return the favor? He dumps Jessica the night before her birthday! Tony must have read my blog, realized that I was completely right and those dimples can get himself a much better babe.

This is the greatest day ever! I have really wanted to like Tony Romo (even though he plays for the despised Cowboys) and now I LOVE him! To dump a chick the day before her birthday is classic! Especially when that chick is Jessica Simpson. Bravo Tony! Now you can focus on football and move on with your life after "Yoko Romo". You aren't such a whipped bitch after all!

Jimmy's Freaky Frisky Friday Pick...

In honor of UFC 100 this weekend, Jimmy has picked UFC ring girl... Arianny Celeste. It takes a very special person to be able to handle that large sign and display it just so everyone can see what round it is. I mean, that my friends is a true talent. I had no idea how difficult it was until I saw firsthand what can go wrong if you have the wrong ring girl.

At one of our previous UFC parties, the boys all pitched in to hire a stripper to be their ring girl for the night. She drank all their beer, puked on my kitchen floor and set fire to our cardboard ring sign. I could not buy enough Lysol to make myself feel good enough about the germs she left in my house.

So give it up for a REAL ring girl...a woman with true talent...Jimmy's Freaky Frisky Friday pick...Arianny Celeste.

McNair Murder-Suicide Confirmed

According to Yahoo.com, the police have finally wrapped this one up and Sahel Kazemi apparently shot Steve McNair while he was sleeping on the couch. Once to the head, then twice to the chest and one more time to the head. She then sat on the floor beside his body and shot herself in the head.

Kazemi was having some financial issues with making two car payments and having her rent doubled. She also suspected that McNair was seeing another woman on the side other than her.

What a sad mess this is. I don't know what else to say really.

Guest Blog Post from Soccerlens

I normally don't have too many guest bloggers but Soccerlens sent me the link to this blog they wrote and I thought I would share. It is pretty interesting and some of these events I was not even aware of. Check this out..."The 15 Greatest Sports Cheats of All Time."

http://soccerlens.com/the-15-greatest-sports-cheats-of-all-time/29838/

Brett Favre Moving to Minnesota

Get used to this look Vikings fans...it seems Brett is heading to your team in the very near future.

The St. Paul Pioneer Press is reporting that Favre has put down a $30,000 deposit on a condo in Edina, MN. The paper goes on to say they believe the announcement will come shortly before single game ticket sales start on July 20th.

This will give so much more meaning to the Packers vs Vikings games, I just cannot wait for football season to start...

What Has Lane Kiffin Done to The Vols?

I was elated on Thursday when I received my latest "Sporting News" magazine to see that there was a section with pre-season college rankings. Where oh where would my Vols land in their rankings??

Well let's just say I have been weeping since Thursday. My favorite sports magazine ever has ranked my Vols at number 62. Yep, 62. Uh huh. To put this in perspective, let me throw out a few teams that are ranked above the Vols. At #18, Notre Dame. They must be bringing Rudy back. At #37, Nevada. Nevada is ranked above the Vols. Starting to feel my pain??? #46 is Cincinnati. Where did I leave my razor blade??? Let me just throw these out right in a row...#53 Central Michigan, #54 Navy, #55 Air Force, #56 Houston, #57 Northwestern, #58 Connecticut and #59 Stanford. God please help me!

Lane Kiffin has destroyed my team and they haven't even taken the field yet. With all his Tweeting, recruiting violations and let's not forget to mention recruiting a 13 year old, my life as a Vols fan might as well be over. The glorious orange and white car flags I had gotten out of storage will go right back in, the orange Crocs given to Goodwill (maybe someone can wear them during Halloween) and forget about those bright orange undies I would wear on game day...they will be set on fire in the backyard.

Phil Fulmer where are you????????????????????? Please come back. Please...

Steve McNair Shot And Killed In Nashville

Steve McNair, 36, was found shot to death in a Nashville condominium today along side an unidentified woman. The woman has yet to be identified.

McNair was one of the toughest QBs to play the game. It seemed like he was injured almost every week but came out and gave it his best. He was a 3 time Pro-Bowler and former first round draft pick of the Houston Oilers.

Air McNair will be missed. Rest in peace. My prayers are with the family today.

Jimmy's Freaky Frisky Friday Comes Early...

We are closed tomorrow due to the holiday weekend so Jimmy had to make his pick a day early and what a pick he has made!

This is Grace Park. She is very hot. She is an actress on a lovely tv show called, "Battlestar Gallactica". Enjoy your holiday weekend everyone!

Brandon Marshall Hates Denver

According to ABC 7 Denver, Brandon Marshall has wanted out of Denver for awhile now. Back in October of 2007, Marshall was arrested for suspicion of a DUI and told the cops, "I hate Denver. I hope I get traded. I hate this [very bad word] city."

Ok, maybe it is just me but if someone was paying me millions of dollars I would play in the middle of hell and enjoy it. I would not complain about anything, I would just shut up and do what I was being paid to do. Some of these whinny NFL players are really starting to get on my nerves.