From the woman that knows more about sports than 98% of women, 75% of men and is right about 100% of the time.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Albert Haynesworth Signs A Big Deal
Breaking news on ESPN...Albert Haynesworth signs a 7 year, $100 million dollar deal with the Washington Redskins.
I am so thrilled he is moving to the NFC! Good luck Albert!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Kurt Warner To Be Looking For Work
Watch Out Brad and Angie...
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Bears Fan Charged $28,000 To Watch A Game
A month goes by and Burdick receives a bill in the mail from AT&T. Can you imagine his shock when he opens a bill for $28,067.31???? I am pretty sure I would soil myself.
Goodell To Take Twenty Percent Pay Cut
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
$25,000 G for an Empty G Bottle
Got an extra $25,000 laying around??? You could own an empty Gatorade bottle that Tiger Woods has placed his hot lips on.
The bottle is for sale on Ebay and could be yours if you are willing to pay the price. The bottle was supposedly used during the 2007 PGA Championship. The auction description reads, "Was this drink enough to sustain him before he teed off? Did it provide the necessary ingredients to allow him to focus and the power needed for this hole?"
I don't know about all that but what about swabbing his DNA off there and somehow injecting it into my buttocks so I become a super human golfer. That has to be worth close to $25,000 right???
*source: USA Today
Monday, February 23, 2009
Oscar Awards Competition Last Night
So it was a good time...good food...and the best news of all...after a 4 year drought of being slaughtered in the picking contest by my mother I won! I got 10 out of 11 correct! Woooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
UFC 95 and Running the 40
Jimmy came over to watch UFC 95 with me last night and it did not start until 8pm. He got in around 7pm so we were talking about the combine and I showed him where I had Tivo'ed it. Yesterday was o-linemen, kickers and tight ends. He asked what would an o-lineman run in a 40 yard dash and I had not seen it yet so I wasn't sure. We started watching some of these guys and were laughing so hard. Most ran between a 5.10-5.75. But the ones that made us really laugh were the ones that would wear neon colored shoes. It just made them look so funny. So we started wondering what we would run. I told him let's go see. We went out front on the street with a yard stick and driveway chalk my niece had left here. Jimmy's watch had a stop watch on it. We were set!
I was to go first. I did not want to get in one of those dumb stances like they do so I lined up similar to a wide receiver at the line of scrimmage. He yelled out from the finish line, "GO!" I remember running about 3 strides and ending up face down looking at some gravel. I am pretty sure some wild animal had to have shot out from the tall grass and tripped me. I can hear Jimmy screaming wildly, "Call 911! Help!" So I quickly sat up so I would not have to pay the million dollars for an ambulance ride and said, "Hey, I'm ok...really." I have pieces of gravel stuck in various places, my right knee is killing me and I cannot help but think maybe if I had worn neon shoes this would not have happened.
I limped down to the finish line so Jimmy could run his 40. He got down in the fancy stance and managed to finish the race without falling on his face. Jimmy's time??? A speedy 5.0, almost an O-lineman time. He immediately wanted a do-over. I told him at least he was able to finish. Jimmy only weighs 180 lbs soaking wet. His diet consists of Cokes, pizza and Cool Ranch Doritos. So we immediately decided maybe we should not be making fun of these o-linemen running the 40. We went in to watch the fights...
I really wasn't expecting much...the card was not that great. But there were some really cool knockouts and a few really good fights. Probably the fight that got both of us up and yelling was the Nate Marquardt vs Wilson Gouveia fight. Marquardt hit Gouveia with 3 strikes that had him reeling and us screaming. He put a hole in the dude's eyelid that looked really nasty.
We were disappointed that Josh Koscheck lost. We had thought the Diego Sanchez vs Joe Stevenson fight would be a little closer. Diego is a beast. Like for real, he was foaming at the mouth while entering the octagon. Freaky.
A night of good times as usual when Jimmy comes over. However, I am very sore from my 40 yard dash attempt. I have taken 39 Advil thus far today. When I feel a little better I am going out to buy some neon colored shoes and give this another go...
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Michael Crabtree Needs Surgery
In Loving Memory
It was 4 years ago today that my grandfather passed away unexpectedly. He was more like a father to me than my own father so it was the hardest thing I have ever had to deal with. He had a massive heart attack at age 75.
There is not a day that goes by that I don't think about him. He taught me all the important things in life, how to golf, how to gamble and that you must work hard because nothing is just handed to you.
He was my best friend.
I miss you dude!
Friday, February 20, 2009
Fantasy Baseball Anyone???
Is This For Real???
Directv's Driver List for Hot Pass
AUTO CLUB 500, California Speedway
Time (ET)
Channel
Kasey Kahne #9
5:00 pm
795
5:00 pm
796
Dale Earnhardt Jr. #88
5:00 pm
797
Carl Edwards #99
5:00 pm
798
Thursday, February 19, 2009
One Of My Favorite NFL Activities
The NFL combine starts this Saturday. I will Tivo all 4 days and go over almost every position to find my super secret studs that I love. Last year I was really lovin' on Joe Flacco and look what he did!
Here is the basic schedule to make sure you Tivo it or watch.
Saturday, Feb. 21
Time (EST)WorkoutPosition
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Group 1 (OL, SPECIALISTS), Group 2 (OL), Group 3 (TE)10:00 AM40 Yard DashQB
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Sunday, Feb. 22
Time (EST)WorkoutPosition
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Group 4 (QB, WR), Group 5 (QB, WR), Group 6 (RB)10:00 AM40 Yard DashQB
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Monday, Feb. 23
Time (EST)WorkoutPosition
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Group 7 (DL), Group 8 (DL), Group 9 (LB)10:00 AM40 Yard DashQB
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Time (EST)WorkoutPosition
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Group 10 (DB), Group 11 (DB)
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Mail Time!
Read This or Else...
http://sundayhop.blogspot.com/2009/02/selig-implicated-in-performance.html
A-Fraud Gets Juiced On Energy Booster
Deuce McAllister A Saint No More
Monday, February 16, 2009
Directv Offers Hot Pass For Free In 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Marshawn Lynch Arrested For Firearm Possession
Saturday, February 14, 2009
The One And Only Reason To Watch Nascar Tomorrow
Jeff Reed Has Bathroom Issues
Happy Valentine's Day Everyone
I really hate this holiday. I think it is dumb. I hate getting flowers (big waste of money) and lingerie is really a gift that dude's get themselves right? I mean let's be honest. You can have dinner at an expensive restaurant, but why blow money on something you are just going to poop out later??
This year why not focus on showing that special loved one just how you feel about them. A little arsenic sprinkled in their Cheerios might do the trick.
You might think I am bitter about the holiday but I am not. I just think it is a waste of time and money. More importantly, I am not a person that believes in fairy tale love stories. I think that is a bunch of crap. I think if you can find someone, that you can halfway tolerate, that you have fun with at least 75% of the time then you are set. The most important things in a relationship are laughter and trust. If you have those two things you will last for a long long long time.
Enjoy the day lovebirds!
NCAA Football Turned Into Madden
Friday, February 13, 2009
Steroids Make Your Butt Big
The Battle Is Tonight
Thursday, February 12, 2009
10 Things You Might Not Know About Me and Might Not Want to Know
Baseball Has Almost Lost Me
When I was a kid growing up the only thing I wanted to do was play baseball. Yep, I was a tomboy...surprise surprise.
An evening of fun at my house was my dad taking me out in the backyard and throwing a hardball at my head as hard as he could and telling me," You will either learn to catch or get a bloody nose." I never missed. Well, except for once because it was getting dark and I could hardly see the ball. I caught one in the forehead which really explains why I am sometimes a little dense.
I played t-ball. My 1st year I was a pitcher which basically consisted of shagging ground balls and throwing people out at first. The next season I became shortstop. I loved baseball. It was what I wanted to do from the moment I woke up in the morning until I went to bed at night. I wanted to be the female version of George Brett. I just thought he was the greatest baseball player ever. He was my hero and a great one he was.
Once I got a little older it was made clear that I should be playing softball with all the girls but I thought softball was lame. I wanted no part of it. So that pretty much ended my baseball career. I still loved the game though.
After the past week in baseball, I am not sure how much longer I can love it. I am deeply disappointed with the liars and cheaters in baseball. This game is a thing of beauty and they are destroying it.
I don't know, maybe this is our fault...the fans. We spend our money on jerseys and tickets and MLB packages and we play fantasy baseball. Maybe we have created so much pressure on the players they feel they must cheat in order to keep us happy. Or maybe they just cheat because with being a great baseball player comes great rewards. A little padding of their pocketbook.
I don't have any answers for the problem but neither does Bud Selig and he is making $18 million a year. So Bud, I beg of you...if you don't know how to fix this, then hire someone who does. I desperately want my game back.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
UFC Undisputed 2009 Coming Soon
Monday, February 9, 2009
From C-Rod to A-Roid
Dear Alex,
Remember this photo??? Yea, I am hot. And you? You are a lying sack of shit and the American public just got a dose of it. I am so glad they finally got to see your true colors. Now maybe everyone will believe that you really were putting your dipstick in Madonna's oily hot pocket. I hope you caught something other than Kabbalah fever.
I cannot begin to tell you how thrilled I am that I got out before the shit hit the fan. I don't have to listen to your sniveling, "Oh poor me, I am only the highest paid baseball player in the league, people put too much pressure on me..." You need to grow a pair. What kind of role model are you for our daughter???
I have moved on. I am so over you. That's right, I know it hurts. But you did this to yourself. If you had not run off with the "Material Girl"we would still be together. But sadly, now I must go mount Derek Jeter.
Your ex-wife,
Cynthia (formerly Rodriguez, soon to be Jeter)
Roethlisberger Played With Broken Ribs
Ben, I love you. For real.
Source:SI.com
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Alex Rodriguez Tested Positive For Steroids
Friday, February 6, 2009
Nascar=Naptime
198 Days and Counting...
I live for NFL football. I realize to say I live for something like football is quite disturbing but it is the truth. Not counting today, there are 198 days until the Thursday night NFL Kickoff Special. On that day, I will come out of hibernation and begin to live again. Until that day, I am just not sure what to do with myself. Weekend before last I had the Pro Bowl to watch. Do I really enjoy the Pro Bowl?? No. Generally, they are pretty boring games but it represents the last heartbeat in my body before I completely flatline. I realized the day of the Pro Bowl that I have entirely too much free time on my hands now that I don't have football games to watch on Sundays. I began to panic, what will I do with myself?? Exercise? No way Jose! Clean the house?? Absolutely NOT! Scrapbook??? HELL NO!I needed a football substitute, a fix for my addiction. I tried to watch an arena football game. I would say arena football is like a frozen pizza compared to the real deep dish delivered pizza also known as the NFL. Frozen pizza will do in a pinch, but I would rather have the real deal than to eat a frozen pizza.
So this past Sunday I noticed there was a Nascar race on TV. Daytona 500...Superbowl of Nascar they called it. Ahhhhhhhhh here we have it...my football substitute! I have been saved by Tony Stewart and friends! So I climbed into the recliner and got ready for the race, turned on the surround sound and got ready to witness my first Nascar race on my 65 inch big screen. Bon Jovi before the race...ok, this is not bad at all...just like they have artists perform before the Superbowl...I think I will like this! James Caan got them all to start their engines and off they went! In circles... for hours. I think I must have fallen asleep around lap 20. When I woke up they were on lap 100. My God, how long does this sport take to finish? Had I missed anything exciting? After watching for about 10 minutes I find that in fact I had missed nothing but more circles. Again I passed out. I woke up this time with 25 laps to go. Ok, I have to stay awake for the ending of this...I run to the kitchen and make a pot of coffee and dissolve a No Doze in it. Maybe...just maybe I can make it now. Hop back into the recliner and my jittery hand reaches for the surround sound remote control, if I can crank up the sound of the roaring engines maybe that will also prevent me from falling asleep. Not sure really what kept me awake for the end because it was the most uneventful victory I have ever witnessed. Jimmie Johnson won the race. Then he stood on his car and a mega-ton of confetti fell from the air and completely covered the car and Jimmie. Then other drivers accused Jimmie of cheating (the most exciting part of the entire event). That was it. It was over.
I don't get it. At all. Why is this sport so popular? When I wasn't sleeping, I was praying for wrecks or for a fan to run out in the middle of the track.God, help me make it 198 days. Between Nascar and the Olympics I will be well-rested for the beginning of the NFL season.
My Sports Bucket List
Thursday, February 5, 2009
The Queen of Basketball Hits a Milestone
Crazy Lady Crazy Week
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Todd Haley Talking To Chiefs
Well how exciting is this??? The genius behind the Cardinals offense has received permission to speak to the Chiefs about the head coach position. I think that this would be great for the Chiefs, although I am a little worried because the Chiefs are not near as talented as the Cardinals. I am pretty sure I could be offensive coordinator for the Cardinals and do ok with a great QB like Kurt Warner and two wideouts as great as Boldin and Fitzgerald.
So this will be interesting to say the least if this happens.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
NFL Season Is Over Now What?
Monday, February 2, 2009
Can Anyone Sing Live Anymore???
Ok, I will be the first to admit when I saw Jennifer Hudson singing the National Anthem I got just a tad bit teary eyed after all that the poor woman has gone through. I cannot even fathom her pain. But then at the very end I noticed she was lip-synching. Then I heard today so was Faith Hill. I am pretty sure Bruce was live because I think I heard the poor camera man scream through his mike after the sliding crotch shot. HELLO BRUCE!
So, if Ben Roethlisberger is gonna throw a pass live in the flesh how about we find some folks that will sing a damn song live. If the game is played live, then everything else should be live. Or why not just save everyone the trouble and play the recording and not have the artist there???
Am I the only person bothered by this??? If you cannot sing live, then how the hell are you making any money??? It is one song! A difficult song at that but surely after a month of practicing just this song you should be able to nail it. Maybe it's just me...sometimes I can be a b-i-t-c-h.
Wait..One More Favorite Commercial
My Favorite Super Bowl Commercial
Super Bowl Merchandise Sucks
I know I was up really late last night and got up super early this morning but does this not look like a Seattle Seahawk hat????? Are my eyes deceiving me???? I would not buy one of these hats ever! Obviously I need to work as a hat designer next because these just flat out suck.
Why is it my luck that the year my team wins the whole she-bang the merch sucks???? It seems when everyone else wins I find myself thinking, "Oh what a cool hat." But not this year. Oh no.
Well maybe the Steelers will repeat and after enough complaints someone will design a decent hat.
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Santonio Saves The Day
I LOVE James Harrison
Policeman Decides Fate of Steelers
Papa John's Takes A Risk
Ok, it really isn't much of a risk but you just have to take a shot. Papa John's is offering to sell you a pizza for just 25 cents if the opening kickoff of the Super Bowl is run back for a touchdown. Just go to the link below, register and if it happens, you get a large, one topping pizza for just a quarter. Worth a shot right??? Go check it out...
http://www.papajohns.com/countdown/index.html
Rod Woodson Named To Enter Hall of Fame
I Have The Coolest Mom Ever
Today Is The Day
Finally all the hype is over and it is almost game time. I am super pumped about the game, I think it will be a very close and exciting game.
The weekend has brought me lots of calls from friends and family wanting to come watch the big game with me. I turned down every single person which left them a little puzzled. So here it is plain and simple...I want to watch the game alone. I like to pay close attention to the things going on, I don't want to be distracted by a possible Cardinals fan in the mix rooting against my team. I don't want to hear, "Hey, where's the bathroom?" or "Are there anymore Doritos?" If it were any other team other than mine, then yes, the more the merrier but not for this game.
So I know I am the anti-social one today...what are your plans for watching the big game?? Any great snack recipes you would like to share?? Super Bowl traditions you might have? Let me hear from you...